I am the Semi-Institutionalized Schizophrenic On Permanent Disability. I wield a Sonic Starbucks Coffee Stopper Doohickey, and my catchphrase is “I don’t need any more but if you want one for the Kraken…”
Yeah, that about covers it.
I am The Carnie. I have a sonic Maine Coon, and my catchphrase is “What’s the sitch?”
I am a fanfic cliche.
I am The Teacher. I have a sonic smart phone. May the cocktails be uniquely delicious.
I am the Sheriff! I have a sonic laptop computer, and my catchphrase is “This be the cheesecake!”
Andy, on the other hand, is the Retiree, with a sonic bottle cap and the catchphrase, “Do you have Splenda?”
This will be funnier if you’ve seen the latest teaser for this week’s new episode of Doctor Who
"That’s what I’m counting on." Sing it, Clara. I’m right there with you.
Now with colour!
‘Doctor Who’ is sort of the opposite of ‘Scooby Doo’- everyone thinks that nothing’s up, but it’s always actually aliens.
…Also instead of a bunch of teenagers, it’s just this one really old guy.
Man, just for once I want the Doctor Who villain-of-the-week to end up being a guy in a suit trying to to scare people away from buried treasure, or attract customers to his amusement park or something
I got nothin’ but LOLs.
"I will name him Doctor and I will hug him and pet him and SQUEEZE him."
I hope this makes your day as much as it made mine. I honestly can’t look at it without grinning.
Who wants to come over and help me drink these?
“The Snowmen,” 2012’s Christmas special of Doctor Who, has absolutely restored my excitement for this series about adventure and time travel and a “madman with a box.” That sense of wonder, eroded by lackluster episodes in the first half of Series 7, was alive and kicking in this holiday story of killer psychic snow and a contrary governess.
Seriously, after finishing it, all I could do was flail and shout “I AM EXCITE.” I’m sure my husband would’ve been annoyed if he weren’t doing his own version of the same.
We here at Casa Quixote would like to take this belated opportunity to wish you a merry Changmas and happy Holi-Deans! If you’re not a Community fan, I’ll wait while you get your hands on the DVDs and fix that gross oversight. … Fine. How about a happy Alvismas? Or, if Sealab 2021 is too passé, we could go with the perennial favorite: Happy Hogswatch!
We continue to be an eclectic bunch. Whatever winter holiday you celebrate, may it be a merry one – and if you don’t celebrate one, have a wonderful winter anyway. I hope none of you gave the Krampus reason to drag you away in his sack this year!
Illustration of Casa Quixote done by the amazing Lorraine Schleter.
Originally posted at geekdame.com.
My whole brain just went “what the hell.”
Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol
Oh, Doctor. Never change.