Did you know that Intruders starts on BBC America this Saturday night? After the AHHHHH DOCTOR WHO PREMIERE AHHHH Capaldi?! (You probably do, if you watch
Y’all like mad science fiction? Because I’ve just reprinted a short story on my website in OMGEXCITEMENT over DOCTOR WHO and INTRUDERS premiering this Saturday night!
Check it out at the link above.
In March of 2014, I was diagnosed with a rare form of pancreatic cancer at the age of 23. Doctors removed a tennis ball sized tumor, my spleen, 22 lymph nodes, and 40% of my pancreas. The surgery left me out of commission for six months and I am now unable to hold jobs that require standing…
In France - in Vendée, more specifically - we have legends about weresheep.
When a big sin, like murder or arson or big thievery, is committed in a parish and no one confesses it, the vicar gets angry. For three masses he curses the guilty - without knowing who it is. It at the…
I used to be a garache, until I took an arrow in the knee.
Pushing Daisies. I don’t love it the way most people do, but Emerson Cod is pretty much The Best. For him alone it’s worth watching a few eps to see if you get into it.
Is this like a shitty Dead Like Me?
No. It’s awesome. Ridiculously whimsical yet macabre awesome. Very different in tone from DLM.
Rest in Peace. (July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014)
One of the first things my mama did was teach me how to laugh. She raised me on comedic genius, filtering my movie education through Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, the Marx Brothers, Mel Brooks, Jerry Lewis, George Burns, Monty Python, so many more… and, of course, Robin Williams.
I mean, she told us stories about Robin Williams. The shit he got up to on the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (shut up, we didn’t have YouTube in those days), or the oft-repeated scenario of how he proposed to his wife. We didn’t know the guy personally, but we grew up knowing he was funnier than a roomful of ferrets trippin’ balls.
Robin Williams made the world a funnier place.
Everybody’s got a dark side
Do you love me?
Can you love mine?
Princess Unikitty is my co-pilot.
So for the last four months or so, I have taken part in the body positivity movement on Instagram, including posting photos of myself in my bikini and underwear/bra. Keep in mind that none of my photos have ever been sexually explicit or suggestive and that I have always been fully covered. As far…
Hey, Instagram - pull your sizeist head out of your hypocritical ass.
MERWOMAN AT LARGE
Have you seen this carnival, gentle readers?
As you live on the coast and value your children, I exhort you to shun this devil’s playground. It appears here and there without warning, tents and structures so many toxic mushrooms turning up after a night of rain. And just as full of deadly delights!