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wikdsushi:

So I got kicked out because

  1. I dared cry for help with regards to my parents viciously psychologically abusing me.
  2. I refused, absolutely, period, to give my parents absolute access to my medical records and personnel.
  3. I have a girlfriend.

I should add, I’m 37 and legally…

Read this. Offer what help you can.

alwaysstarwars:

Dear, sweet Maul.  He should have lasted longer.

Well… he DID. Not that that was to his benefit. 

Emergency.

saltysalmonella:

Anyone willing to house two girls in Albany, NY, for about two weeks?

Posted 1 week ago. Tagged with Show all posts tagged with "New York".New York, .
+ I WAS A SERIAL LINK KILLER
As a child of the 80’s, my interest in video games began with the first NES on the block. It wasn’t even in my house; my family boasted a laserdisc player, but we hadn’t made the jump to home computing or gaming yet.
(And my mom was in the computer sales business! When Stickybear and The Black Cauldron were a thing! I don’t understand it either.)

No, the first Nintendo on the block belonged to my frenemy John. (I thought he was just my friend John, but then he kicked my legs out from under me while we were racing this one time. And climbed a fence to mock me. So I learned the secrets of vengeance, tripped him back, and saw his mom naked. Good times.)
But, yes, the NES! Nintendo! We all went over to John’s place to play it, and by “we all,” I mean the other girl on the block and my first little brother when he could keep up with us. We spent many a raucous afternoon flattening gumbas, divesting koopa troopas of their shells, and gleefully slaughtering scores of ducks. (Seriously, y’all, how did the Duck Hunt gun even work?) (I’m kidding, I Googled that ages ago. But educate yourselves, if you need to.)
Drunk on the delicious pixelated goodness of Super Mario Bros.…
[Click to read the rest of this entry at my website!]

I WAS A SERIAL LINK KILLER

As a child of the 80’s, my interest in video games began with the first NES on the block. It wasn’t even in my house; my family boasted a laserdisc player, but we hadn’t made the jump to home computing or gaming yet.

(And my mom was in the computer sales business! When Stickybear and The Black Cauldron were a thing! I don’t understand it either.)

Nintendo_Entertainment_System_Model

No, the first Nintendo on the block belonged to my frenemy John. (I thought he was just my friend John, but then he kicked my legs out from under me while we were racing this one time. And climbed a fence to mock me. So I learned the secrets of vengeance, tripped him back, and saw his mom naked. Good times.)

But, yes, the NES! Nintendo! We all went over to John’s place to play it, and by “we all,” I mean the other girl on the block and my first little brother when he could keep up with us. We spent many a raucous afternoon flattening gumbas, divesting koopa troopas of their shells, and gleefully slaughtering scores of ducks. (Seriously, y’all, how did the Duck Hunt gun even work?) (I’m kidding, I Googled that ages ago. But educate yourselves, if you need to.)

Drunk on the delicious pixelated goodness of Super Mario Bros.

[Click to read the rest of this entry at my website!]

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.
I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

nopejuststop:

My baby called me and told me she is running for Vice President, and wanted to read me her speech.

I couldn’t be more proud of her.

So they had the election and she didn’t win, her little heart is so broken. It’s ok though, when she’s changing the world and becomes the president of this fucked up ass country she’ll look back on this. Win or lose I’m my baby’s biggest fan

Would you guys mind doing me a favor? I normally wouldn’t ask you all to do this but would you reblog this so I can show my sister? All of the notes will count as all the votes she didn’t get. I just want her to feel better and I think this would warm her little heart.

Posted 1 week ago.

collegehumor:

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I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

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…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

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…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.

But…

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…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.

If this happens…

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…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.

Ten years from now…

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…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.

Now, you might be thinking…

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…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?

Unfortunately…

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…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.

So…

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…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.

In a few months…

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…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.

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Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/

IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/

All GIFS are courtesy of our new friend, RANDY!

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taliskertalisker:

tbh if that good omens radio adaptation turns out to be the best of queen on repeat for an hour over bbc radio 4 i won’t even be mad

Co-signed.

+ Getting retweeted by BBC America's official twitter account for Doctor Whodefinitely blew up my notifications last night! Mark Gatiss knocked it out of the park with “Robots of Sherwood.”

Getting retweeted by BBC America's official twitter account for Doctor Whodefinitely blew up my notifications last night! Mark Gatiss knocked it out of the park with “Robots of Sherwood.”

breakinglight11:

reasonstoluv:

I love to see Brandeis University showing their support.

Go ‘Deis.

Bring your attention to bear.

aliensnipe:

What if there were women’s cleanliness products that were marketed the way Old Spice stuff is? Like they had names like “Lioness” and “Sycamore” and “Wildfire” and “Hunter’s Moon” and they were touted as making you smell like a warrior queen who does not suffer fools and conquers all she beholds

SOMEONE MAKE THESE.